Captain’s Log…

Hey there folks! It’s time for the first blog of many to come. Each LDub member is going to take turns updating our blog and this week is all mine. So, in true nerd fashion, I’m gonna to get all Trek up in this piece.


Bass…the final frontier. These are the voyages of Lost Wax. Our continuing mission: to explore strange new venues, to seek out new fans and new friends, to boldly go where no band has gone before.


Okay, this is sounding super nerdy already but it’s too late to stop now…


First Officer’s Log: Stardate 66928.4.

This is our maiden voyage into the abyss that is the blogosphere. The captain has ordered all senior officers to lead weekly expeditions to the interwebs so that we may explore the outer limits of the casual browser’s attention span. As First Officer it is my duty to conduct an initial test of everyone’s patience so that we may gain a greater understanding of how to prepare for future expeditions into this strange new world. I am confident that our crew of highly skilled musicians will use this blog to chronicle our continuing endeavor to kick ass and have fun while adhering to the prime directive: No interference with the development polished live performances.

Senior Officers:

1)     Captain Beats

  1. a.       Collates performance parameters and engages in inter-client diplomacy

2)     First Officer Lopan

  1. a.       Commands execution of rhythmic alien linguistics

3)     Chief Engineer KPRNDN

  1. a.       Initializes melodic protocols and ensures sound support systems operate at maximum efficiency

4)     Chief Communications Officer L Lou

  1. a.        Interacts with hostile alien life forms using sensual choral tonality

5)     Chief Medical Officer Beardo Weirdpants

  1. a.       Treats the hollow vacuum of space with modulated harmony while treating the crew’s spirits with plucky comic relief

As indispensible members of an elite crew, these individuals were chosen for their ability to entertain and inspire. I can only hope that those who we encounter enjoy the experience as much as we do.


See, that wasn’t that bad was it? Okay, maybe it was. Actually, I think I can already hear Beardo cracking on my blog post. Oh well, that’s alright. I’ll just fart into the windscreen on his microphone later. #boom